January 2026 is the moment when Donald Trumpâs obsession with Greenland stopped being a joke, stopped being an embarrassing anecdote, and started being an outright threat to global stability. What once sounded like a half-baked real estate fantasy has escalated into something genuinely dangerous. This is no longer Trump rambling. This is Trump posturing inContinue reading “Greenland, the Dumbfuck Doctrine, and the Willingness to Burn the World”
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE RUSSIA AND CHINA
This is a follow-up to the last two posts, because once you zoom out far enough, the question stops being just âwhat the fuck is Trump doingâ or âwhat the fuck is Mamdani going to doâ and becomes something even bigger and more damning. What the fuck are Russia and China doing. Or more accurately,Continue reading “WHERE THE FUCK ARE RUSSIA AND CHINA”
THIS IS MAMDANIâS MOMENT â AND HE CANâT FUCK IT UP
This post builds directly on what I wrote yesterday, because the situation has already escalated in a way that exposes something bigger than Trump alone. As of January 4th, 2026, Donald Trump didnât just launch an illegal and reckless attack on Venezuela. He doubled down by dragging NicolĂĄs Maduro into New York City to faceContinue reading “THIS IS MAMDANIâS MOMENT â AND HE CANâT FUCK IT UP”
IMPEACH THIS FUCKER
Iâm writing this on January 4th, 2026, one day after what I can only describe, based on everything that has been reported, discussed, leaked, spun, denied, and half-acknowledged, as an illegal and reckless attack on Venezuela ordered by Donald J. Trump. And no, Iâm not calm about it. Iâm not measured. Iâm not interested inContinue reading “IMPEACH THIS FUCKER”