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The Schrödinger President: Dead, Alive, and Golfing Somewhere in Between

We have finally reached peak absurdity in American politics: we are living under the first ever quantum presidency. Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States, has achieved what physicists once thought impossible. He has become Schrödinger’s President — simultaneously alive, dead, golfing, bedridden, and posting on Truth Social, all until youContinue reading “The Schrödinger President: Dead, Alive, and Golfing Somewhere in Between”

Trump the War Dove Hawk: Schrödinger’s Nobel Peace Candidate

So, Trump is doing it again. The man who swore he’d keep us out of wars is not only staying in Ukraine, he’s doubling down—arming them through NATO and threatening Russia with tariffs like it’s 2018 all over again. This from the guy who practically campaigned in a tie-dye shirt singing “Give Peace a Chance.”Continue reading “Trump the War Dove Hawk: Schrödinger’s Nobel Peace Candidate”